How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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