He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
