It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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