Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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