I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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