it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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