My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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