We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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