Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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