He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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