ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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