If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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