i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
