I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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