i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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