READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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