I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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