hell yes lets make some ravioli
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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