Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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