Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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