To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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