I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she looked like the before picture.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You don't make any sense
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