Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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