Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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