guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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