you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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