dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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