I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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