I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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