is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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