I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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