I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
