i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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