So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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