Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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