she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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