I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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