Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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