I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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