Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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