It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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