i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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