Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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