Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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