thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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