If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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