Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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