We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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