I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
NoShamevember. You game?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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