he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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