That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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