They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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