do herpes really smell.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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