My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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